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Tweets – (sidenote: WTF is a Tweet?)

First of all, if I used Twitter wouldn’t that technically make me a Twitterer(er?) and each of my entries known as Twits? I guess being a Twit isn’t as fun as being a Tweet though and the derogatoryness* of the word kinda brings down the whole party. No one likes a party-pooper. Well, except maybe This Guy. Then again, he’s a little mentally unstable at the best of times.

On with the show!

So my understanding of Twitter is that people send Tweets to other people, kind of like text messages (please correct me if I’m wrong – I am clueless here people). What I’m wondering is where these messages show up? On your phone? On a blog? Somewhere else entirely?

Do you use this tool to tell others everything you are up to or only the most important random, perhaps hilarious updates?

Well, if I were a Twittereraneser here is what my Tweets would look like**:

Friday
9:46 pm Can’t decide whether to go karaokeing with TitBags or have red wine with Frenchie
11 pm Drinking moonshine with Anthony Keidis while deciding
12:07 pm Karaoke it is (AK’s so selfish)

Saturday
10:04 am Where are my pants? Where am I?
3:17 pm Blondie on her way to pick me up for skydiving lessons
9:20 pm Broken legs heal pretty fast, right?

I’m not so sure about this – can my mom subscribe? She already added me on Facebook (along with my aunts, my great-uncle in England, my Nana and my cousins pet dog – not even kidding)Honestly though, I think people would get super bored with me after one normal day.

Take today for example:

6:30 am – Woke up to Fleetwood Mac – again (must be Fleetwood time on radio?)

7:29 am – Rushed out door to see bus driving by
8:07 am – Drank third coffee of the morning. Cutting back is working well.
10:00 am – Daydreamed about winning the lottery, frolicking in fields of daisies and red wine lakes
Noon – Went to Thai Express for delicious spicy curry soup
12:41 – Bought Tide-To-Go to clean aforementioned soup off my white shirt

For now I think I’ll just stick to blogging. All this newfangled technology you kids use has me flabbergasted.


*I’m all about the made up words today
** You can totally lie while Twittering, right?

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