Likes languages, poker, dirty Martinis, colourful pens, waterfalls & postcards. Has a penchant for good scotch and bad men.
Never grows tired of dying her hair, high heels and your mom jokes. Dislikes water chestnuts, being cold, bad grammar and bad hair days.
Never too old for pants-off dance-offs. Can count to ten in 7 languages. Aspires to be a mermaid.
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